Var noga med att förklara vad du menade när du sa "plap, plap, plap. Bli gravid?" - Erotiskt ljud för män

I snoop through my best friend's phone and find a meme that he keeps posting about a lot of lewd fan art on Twitter. Thinking this might be a sign to become more than friends, I decide to take matters into my own hands and help him satisfy my (and his) new fetish.